Face reveaalll!!!! I look horrible.

Ur so cute :3 you don't look horrible.

Based dead account.

DAMN SMASH SMASH SMASH OMG THE GAMBLE PAID OFF SMASH FFS I CAN'T BELIEVE MY GF IS THIS CUTE SMASH SMASH SMASH CHUBBY AHH FACE GO***AMN HELL YEAH

Wat

You said ok when I said you saying you ain't cute is a lie.

I am accepting that you will not accept the reality that I'm not cute

Aesthetic judgements are subjective, cuteness is not a reality <3

Ah so we shall agree to disagree

Listen to your gf.

You're not my master and so I don't have to listen to you

Ok, nice limit setting, but GO***MN I WANT TO KISS THAT CUTE FACE AND HUG THOSE CUTE SHOULDERS

I am not cute, also I would have you as my master, if you weren't also a bottom

I'm a bratty bottom, I can work as a top =P

Well then it makes since we are attracted together, because magnets attract the same pole right? that's how the saying goes, similaritis attract

That's genuinely a more sound idea, for flings people are attracted to different people 4 the novelty, but for stable stuff people like similar people.

indeed

Like literal ass scientific consensus

Safety is overrated, do you think our machines were created with peoople thinking all about the safety????

YES, THAT'S KIND OF THE POINT, MACHINES TEND TO BE DESIGNED TO BE SAFE TO OPERATE

Guns

To operate. To have them operated at you is another deal.

Idk, when my cousin accidentally shot herself in the foot guns didn't seem too safe to me

Prolly human error. Guns are like the safest weapon to the wielder. Like trust me, I've gotten my few lance splinter and sword guard hits.

Anyways I don't know why I was arguing about this

Well then. Alright

(Damn what do tops do? How do I act like a top?)
Kitten (¿?)

Just act normal I don't need you to be a top

yeah, just messin around =P

Oh, alright, I apologize for not noticing but I have been feeling very emotionally numb the past few days, and have been exagerrating my emotions so that you wouldn't notice that I am not feeling emotions as a normal human should

OH OK I do that 24/7 tbh.
My 3 emotions: Obsession, Hatred and Dread
(You make me feel the first ^^)

I feel all emotions, but they are very weak usually, it is not often I feel strong emotions other than anger

That's the testosterone. It blurs the brain. That's also why foot fetishes exist ^^

It could also be that I am most likely a sociopath/psychopath

Or that I am only taking one of my three prescribed medications

Hot/hj
My brain is also pretty f**ked up <3
Stpd

SHUUUT UP!!!!!!!

NO I WANT MY LIPS ON YOURS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'M GOING TO LICK YOUR UVULA

RTHRUTKYJRHYJUTY

No like srsly, you're cute and I'd love to be physically w/ you.

Agreed, but not with the cute part

omg now i ship you two

damn deleted account didn't get the memo.

:0

Okay

Cute girl implies admitting she's cute:

tf?

Get a room😭😭😭😭

Ah, you see, i did not choose for this to happen, she called me cute so I wanted to prove her wrong

First of all, very hypocritical. Like reeks of irony levels of hypocritical.

I'm still going to get some way to meet you irl, and then you'll better prepare your guts for the punch of a lifetime <3/p

Jayce will protect me >:(

You're assuming I won't be able to 2v1 you and your british-ahh twink. I plan on going to the gym while on E to make sure I keep my strength, so be prepared for a grunge/goblincore/cutecore muscle mommy to call you a slur and cave your chest in.

gang i think they may be dating

Only maybe

A wee tinsy tiny chance

Yep

Pretty hard to intuit, right

yup

Tell her to sut the up abt not being cute (srry if I'm dragging the joke a bit too much)

you tell her
you're the girlfriend

I did but you're the one who originally said sut the up

sut the up