How and when to use your free election coupons:; Thank you for your recent purchase! of the limited-time, commemorative presidential coupon pack! In this book you will find all the information needed to know how and when to use these coupons. Before that, there are a few basic rules you will need to know. INSTRUCTIONS
1. One coupon per decade allowed.
2. Must scribble on this paper.
3. Must have hot rod hair.
4. User must hold this book with both hands.
5. User must not be able to smile...ever.