henry danger side eye

What tf

that’s what i’m sayin

same exact logic as "Oh i can beat it to lolicon because it's fake and not real kids"

no bro saying "yuri is best girl" which is a girl who is probably 17 years old is not the same as f**king masturbating to an actual toddler

what if i like both

so alpha and funny you're just like andrew tate

Beating to minors at all is wrong

did i say i was beating it to the ddlc characters
no bro yall are actually high istg

I just said that it’s wrong no where did I say your name so you might wanna calm down

still sounds desperate either way

wtf are you talking about
i'm 15 years old and i can't say "this character is best girl" (that's not even sexual this is like having a crush in middle school) to a 17 year old girl just because she is 1 year short of being an adult?
i think you might be watering down what is weird and what's not, buddy

oh yeah i love pixels on a screen that look like a woman and how their personality is so lively

i think you're getting too butthurt over something that doesn't really f**king matter in the long run

i was lowkey just trolling

He literally gets mad over anything I’m crine

The man pondered on top of the ledge, looking at the wrecked landscape that is the current state of the world. He watches as the civilians down below, running and crying as if they were insane. The man then looked up, looking at the smog-filled sky. The once beautiful, bright sun was covered by the poisonous chemicals that is ash and carbon. As the man looked back down, he declared his thoughts, “I have seen the cosmos, I have witnessed the greatest minds of history, and yet I am simply a man - in this pitiful, vile world.” He paused for a moment, thinking of a single word that is fluttering through his mind like a pack of wasps. “Sigma,” he pronounced under his breath. He had not recalled where the word had originated from, or where he heard it from, but it was the only word that he could eject from his mind. The man stepped back, “I-I feel.. I feel so sigma!” He stammered, looking at his hands. The man stepped back a little, looking back at the sky. He fell to the ground, on his hands and knees, trying to remember the time when he heard the word “Sigma.” He rolled onto his back, gazing into the sky, reminiscing of that time.

2

The man is seen in a classroom, he is a younger version of himself. He sat on the carpet, drawing a picture of a house, before it was rudely stepped on by one of his peers. The child looked down at the man, his lips creeping into a smirk as he pointed aggressively towards the man.

“Hey there, L Mogger,” The child said, with disdain in his voice.
The man looked up at the child, “What do you want, Grimace?”
The Child, now known as Grimace, kneeled down to eye level of the man, “You’re not skibidi noradrenaline enough to be in this classroom, L Mogger,” Grimace said, before grabbing the man’s coloring crayon, “Fanum Tax!”
The man clenched his fist, as he desperately tried to grab the crayon back, “Grimace! Give it back!
Grimace laughed mockingly, “No, L Mogger, you have to looksmax before you can mew better tha-” Grimace was cut off, as the man’s fist connected to Grimace’s face. Grimace fell over, writhing in pain. As the man stood up, he felt like Bruce Wayne.
“I looksmaxxed more than you, Grimace,” the man said, before leaving the classroom. Everyone looked in shock as he left, all murmuring the words, “he’s so sigma!” and, “He’s a true Balkan!” and, “He’ll surely get the huzz after!”

That last phrase repeated in his mind..

over..
and over..
again.

3

The man snapped out of his flashback, as he is seen laying down on the grass. Still, there were screams of the civilians, running around.
“Those people..” The man paused, sitting back upright and looking at the civilians, “are such.. are such betas!”
He screamed out that last statement, he then stood back up, and prepared to give out a speech.
“Betas!” He yelled out with all of his soul, as the civilians stopped screaming and running, then turned to the man.
The man took a deep breath, “I.. am your leader! I am the most sigma out of all of you!”

it's unfinished

no you're cinna

ima kms

yeah i hate you do it

That’s right doggo.. heh smart boy…..

☹️

*I grip your ass with my clawed hands and I stare you in the eyes smiling with my alpha fangs* my little
Omega..

i made a story just like this but not freaky hold up

technically, if a teen plays the game, its not pedophila since the girls are also teens