Ewww Maze Claus
Bro posed as a mall santa so he could get his paws
On several minors (naw)
Bro thinks he outside the law
Tryin' to get his "cawkcaw" in a 10yo's jaws
But he was no foe to the popo
And now he got no hope
Of fingering A minor
Now he gonna become a whiner
Cosplaying Santa, with a red ho? Wild
The only thing you belong in is the pedo files