Absolute Cinema

LUNCHLY 🍲 VS 🆚 LUNCHABLES 🥫, WITH 🔛 LUNCHLY 🍲 YOU 🫵 GET 🫰 DOUBLE ➕ THE 🫧 AMOUNT 📏 OF 🏅 LIQUID 💧, PRIME 🥇 HAS ✖️ NO ❌ SUGAR 🍬 ADDED ✨, MORE ➕ ELECTROLYTES ⚡️ AND 🤝 MORE ➕ B-VITAMINS 💊 CRUNCH 🍫 BAR 🍫, BOOOOOOOOOOOOO 👎 FEASTABLES 🍫 CRUNCH 🍫 BAR 🍫, YEAHHHHH 🙌 OUR 🤲 PIZZA 🍕 USES 🛠 REAL 🧀 CHEESE 🧀 THEIRS ✋ AS 🤚 IT 🤲 SAYS 👄 ON 🧃 THE 🛻 BOX 📦 IS ✨ MOZZARELLA 🧀 PASTEURIZED 🧴 PREPARED 🛠 CHEESE 🧀 PRODUCT 📦 THEY 🫂 CAN’T 🚫 EVEN ❗️ CALL 📞 IT 👈 REAL 🧀 CHEESE 🧀 30 🔟 LESS 🔻 CALORIES 🔥 3️⃣ LESS 🔻 GRAMS ⚖️ OF 🏅 FAT 🧈 ❌ AND 🤝 8️⃣ LESS 🔻 GRAMS ⚖️ OF 🏅 SUGAR 🍬❌ TURKEY 🦃 STACK 🥞 EMS 🦃 310 3️⃣1️⃣0️⃣ CALORIES 🔥 ❌ 230 2️⃣3️⃣0️⃣ CALORIES 🔥 ✔️ 21 2️⃣1️⃣ GRAMS ⚖️ OF 🏅 SUGAR 🍬❌ ONLY 🙌 7️⃣ GRAMS ⚖️ OF 🏅 SUGAR 🍬 ✔️ IF 👀 YOU 🫵 LOOK 👀 AT 👓 THEM 👥 CLOSE 🔍 UP 👆 YOU 🫵 CAN 🙌 ALREADY 🔜 TELL 🗣 WHICH ❓ ONE ☝️ HAS 🔥 BETTER 💪 INGREDIENTS 🌱 ALRIGHT 📢, WE'LL 👫 START 🛠 OFF ⬆️ WITH 🔛 THE 📦 LUNCHABLES 🥫 🤢 BRO 👊 I’M 🙋 SORRY 🫤 THAT’S ❗️ TRASH 🗑️ ALRIGHT 📢 NOW 🔜 WE’RE 👥 TRYING 🔬 LUNCHLY 🍲 😊 COME 👋 ON ⏩, WE’RE 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 NOT 🚫 BIASED 🙅‍♂️ AT 🤔 ALL 🔚 BUT 🔛 OURS 👏 IS 🎖 WAY 🛣 BETTER 🔥 FIESTA 🎉 NACHOS 🌮 22 2️⃣2️⃣ GRAMS ⚖️ OF 🏅 SUGAR 🍬 ❌ 10 🔟 GRAMS ⚖️ OF 🏅 SUGAR 🍬 ✔️ 7️⃣ GRAMS ⚖️ OF 🏅 PROTEIN 🍗 ❌ 9️⃣ GRAMS ⚖️ OF 🏅 PROTEIN 🍗 ✔️ COME 🔛 IN 🔍 CLOSE 🧲 AND ➕ LOOK 👀 AT 🔍 THE 👆 QUESO 🧀 CHEESE 🧀 IN 📥 LUNCHLY 🍲 VS 🆚 WHATEVER 🫧 THAT 👈 IS 👀 DRIP 💧 VS 🆚 STICK 🏷️, I 👁 LIKE 👍 MY 🫵 CHEESE 🧀 DRIPPY 💧 BRUH 😎 THIS 🤲 IS ✨ A 📍 LUNCHLY 🍲 SALSA 🌶️ RIGHT 👈 HERE 👉; LOOK 👀 AT 📍 THE 👆 CONSISTENCY 🥣, THE 👆 TEXTURE 🎨 AND ➕ THIS 👇 IS ✨ LUNCHABLES 🥫—THIS…LOOK 👀, IT’S ❕ WATERY 💦 IT’S… ❗️ I 👁 CAN’T ❌ EVEN ✋ LOOK 👀 AT 👀 THAT ❗️ 🙈 WITH 🔛 400 4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ MILLIGRAMS 🧬 OF 🏅 ELECTROLYTES ⚡️ MY 👏 GOD 🙏 💥