henry danger side eye

Most energy drinks tastes like a dogs asshole so ofc its terrible

And dont f**king ask me “HOW DO U KNOW WHAT THAT TASTES LIKE 🤓” its a f**king simile and a hyperbole too

wasn't gonna say that but okay

But other people who will view the comment will, ykwim

ngl I love energy drinks but I think Monster Energy is straight up motor oil idk how my dad used to drink that stuff

Red bull tastes like gorilla piss.

And honestly if i need energy ima
Just grab f**kin coffee or a soda thats caffeinated

I just stick with Reign, Celsius, and orange soda