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I remember in the summer when he was like "can I see Nekoussy" and like "can I put my dick between your thighs"

In the beginning of summer he was cool with me but turned against me

Yeah
I made four whole hate speeches against him lmao

I dont think he gave a f**k but ok, ya felt better after them right?

Kinda yeah
Only more enraged, but a laughed at them after
They were cringy tho, ngl

Linklmao

I’ll quote them
Also it’s just three ig

“Rager you no good lying cheating scheming worthless hunk of shit, you’re more of a [restarted] [fslur megatron] than me, and that’s saying shit. I know I seemed pacifistic last you saw me, but that’s not true anymore. You deserve nothing, you don’t deserve anyone else, you don’t deserve another side chick. I will never go back to you, and you should go f**k yourself. You don’t understand what “honesty” is, you 4th grade special ed dropout. Supporting trump is one thing, dating someone two years younger than you is another, and cheating on over 30 people is worse. On top of it, you manipulated underage users to ef**k you, you sick and twisted bastard. I normally have some shred of innocence, or humor, but I’m not kidding when I say no one deserved you. We all deserve better. Everyone does… but you. Me, Swede, and other users were heartbroken all because you wanted to play your little games, you insignificant s**t of a man. I should’ve ended it as soon as I spotted the red flag and outed you. Either end it all or leave.”

I forgor what some of this meant tho

Damn, dating someone 2 years younger isnt bad if youre a fully grown adult but for teens idk

Number two, a list I made when tired

Rager f**ked over 30 people with his retarded antics, and decided to-
A: groom ppl
B: erp with everyone and their grandparents (including me)
C: was a creep
D: pedo (kinda, as he’s 15, nearing 16, and I’m 13)
E: a worthless f**kface who should f**k himself as no one else will f**k hi,
F: sent dick pics to ppl, including Toad
G: sent more childporn to toad (as he’s a minor)
H: kinkier than me
I: cheated on everyone
J: me n his relationship was purely sexual, which should’ve been a red flag, but nothing set off for some reason
K: he never loved any of us. Not one, truly
L: he took the L
M: he ugly tbh
N: a mere millimeter of a Peter
O: worse than anyone we’ve experienced so far (Jeffery doesn’t count, he’s a troll, not a betrayer)
P: every time anyone mentioned anything, he threatened to delete his account
Q: emotional manipulation
R: he’s more of a f**ktard than ME
S: ya da ya da, he should [lightning sfx]
T: he’s a bitch ass motherf**ker who f**ked everyone’s wife
U: he pissed on my wife
V: virgin
W: he takes none, no W for him
X: check Him on an X-Ray, you’ll see 5 bad dragon d**dos up his intestinal track due to how far he shoved them in
Y: I want to kill him
And…
Z: he’s a piece of isotopic sludge who does nothing but cause prevarication, deceit, and violence. All he’s done in this world is fail.
If you can see this Rager, have fun throwing a tissy fit over this, you f**ker. I’m coming to rip that foreskin off, you lanky shit. Did ya have fun stripping for that girl? Hope ya did, now your cock will look even less appealing. It will defy nature, it will look like an egg. Put it in a blender, blend it up, it will look exactly the same. Nothing you can do to make it better. I’ll stretch your ass as wide as a raccoon, test the human limit. I’m glad you’re gone, you worthless f**k.
“I’m partly to blame, just that I’ll admit,”
“You won’t go free, you lanky shit!”

Last quote from ClonerYT’s “All Stars with lyrics”, act 4, boyfriend’s lines.

Damn this all happened while i was on a break?

Number three. The worst (I just copied ClonerYT fnf lyrics cuz I was lazy and tired and sick)

“Dear Rager: this is not the first, nor the last hate-filled speech you’ll get. This retaggot deserves nothing less than for him to suffer the fate of motherf**king Kenny McCormick. He dropped out of 4th grade after he was suspended for molesting a student, he is an illiterate bastard who doesn’t comprehend the concept of “morals” and “consequences”. Better yet, he is an inconsequential maggot-filled rodent. Put the quill down, end your chapter, close the book, Hold death's hand, don't let it loose, It's your only option left to choose, Grab the rope and tie a noose, you moronic scum. So come on, Agent P lookin ass, let’s see you truly defend yourself. You are worse than anything we’ve had so far. The retardedinkblob account plaguing the FNF subreddit, worse than the MF who made “one fox, two babies”, I’d say “go recreate one man, one jar” but I’d bet d**do you’d be into that. Your time as protagonist at its end, lost and stranded in the abyss. There’s no need to cower, feel the might of my power, as my insults wilt the blooming flowers, your life decaying, expiring, sour, I ask, was any of your love truly inseparable, unbreakable? You got ahead of yourself, cocky. Thought you were undefeatable, but now you play this game of torment and anguish. Make an account. type up your [wee snaw] response. I’ll be here, waiting for your dumbass to respond“