fucking skill issue brigga

The old man got shoved into traffic and died? :0

homeless guy got cut in half? :O

You got bitten by a radioactive spider but instead of becoming Spider-Man you died and somehow was resurrected like Jesus

now this.... this is magnificent

Who said I wasn’t finished?

After you got resurrected like Jesus you somehow took over the entire Russia army and made all of those countries that was defeated by Russia turn back to normal so that you can send the Earth’s core to the sun making the sun more powerful and then flood America by digging all the way to the Indian Ocean and then drop WW3 by killing everyone in the Earth by lighting up 10 nukes. So not only you had flooded America by digging all the way to the Indian Ocean, not only you send the Earth’s core to the sun making it more powerful, you killed everyone in WW3 by lighting up 10 nukes

OH MY

Ok

You got a cool spoon?

so about 5 months ago, I was at Asda (which is essentially british walmart) and I saw some AJ from blaze and the monster machines ahh kid chatting shit along the lines of "who stole a cookie from the cookie jar" and my ass, wanting the smoke, yelled "aint no hoes giving shits about the f**king cookie jar shut the f**k up" and his ass just looked at his fat mams weirdly and said "mummy what did that boy say?" And I just ducked to the other aisle bcs my mom (who i was grocery shoppin with) had already gone down that aisle, his fatmam dint see me, and I had no trouble.
fin