AS SOON AS NEW YEAR’S EVE ARRIVES, ONE OF MY BOY CLASSMATES SENDS MY CLASS A MESSAGE ON THE GROUP CHAT WITH HIS ANNUAL NEW YEAR JOKE WHEN WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING
THIS EVENING, I WAS BUSY WRITING MINE AND FINISHING UP A DUOLINGO LESSON (THAT OWL FREAKS ME OUT) AND SUDDENLY I GOT A MESSAGE IN MY DMS FROM THAT GUY, CLAIMING THAT HE “DIDN’T SHOWER SINCE LAST YEAR”; MY HONEST REACTION: