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Literally any microbe from Osmosis jones or cellular humor

(They're microscopic so they can just infiltrate someone's bloodstream without them realizing)
(And they have the ability to sort of shapeshift and stretch)
(If you're one from cellular humor you can go into squid form)

Wow my p**is won't be my only microscopic part. I'll take it

10 stories tall
Can grab and weaponized plasma orbs and lasers
(For orbs, throwing it back, for lasers, absorption and shooting it out of one of the claws)
Astro tech (can hover)

Instantly

Instantly.

Claire

I'd be too stupid to turn evil

Not at all, I'd have died and realized there is an afterlife of heaven and hell, knowing that hell is real, I'm not testing it

Sorry, but I had to take a deal. Stop watching anime so I'll be able to talk to a female. What are his powers?

He just dies over and over, that all

Dying is gay

Fr, imagine dying

Steve from Minecraft

Quickly

Giant beams of fire that get progressively stronger

3 days

you become homander without the other stuff like flight and super strength

I'm sorry, I don't know who they are but uhhh, smash

no
she's mine

Lol

I'll be black?? Nuh uh, not worth it.
I like the police

Public indecency is already a crime

He's basically superman but more of a dumbass

technically not public indecency most places

I'm not gonna be Florida man

😔