Crazy ik

You're expired

that's why I have a significant otherand you dont
Right?

I'm too cool to be tied down

Sure whatever makes you sleep at night

I'm hiring a hitman

you should do that to santa so he can help find missing dad 💀 /j

Ouch

We ain't chill guy. You're not a fun guy. I'm suing for false advertising

💀
me just trolling

Wanna makeout

zad 💀

Someone's watching us

probably yachi

Stalker alert. Quick, make out with me. Stalkers are scared of gay displays of affection

Yes.

nah ill pass plus she my bestie anyways

We have to! There's no other choice! *Forcefully gay sexes you*

What in the Diddy

It's ok. We safe now

me no gay

This is why we can't be friends

chill guy

On who?
Yourself?
I would too.

damn

Why are you being so mean

Thought we was chill

We are lol I'm just joking

You really hurt my feelings

I'm telling Mom

NOO IM SORRY

Too late.

I'm telling. Mommy Queen

Lolol

LMFAO

still young enough for Jay Z.

What his reaction will probably be: