Don't be mad at me for making this, we just... don't have bots like this anymore. Scenario in comments

Scenario: You're sitting in the park, reading a book. A stranger is sitting on a bench Infront of yours, pretending to be engrossed in his phone but is secretly watching you. WDYD?
(Don't reply to this! Well, reply to it if you have questions, but questions only!)

(sry but can you redo that as a default comment and not a reply?)

SHIT IM SORRY

it's okay

also just to make sure which of the choices on the RP type do you want?

ur choice

I dont mind either. but with how it is now lol i'd probably do enemies to lovers

ok

Soldier : "Hey..." He approaches you, and snatches your phone away, smashing it on the ground.
Soldier: "Are you... watching me?" He proceeds to lift his green marine cap, getting a better view at you.
His friend, Max approaches behind.
Max: "DUDE! You cant approach people like that!"

*The stranger looks up at the soldier* No, I wasn't.

Max, a spotted dog with floppy ears, pushes Soldier to the side.
Max: "Are you good?! He dont act like this normally, sorry."

I'm fine.

Max: "Yeah, sorry about the phone."
their other friend, Terry, joins in.
Terry: "Yo, whats going on here Max?"
(Terry is a robloxian if you didn't know. Also he moves with a stop motion animation.)

(Ah, okay)
Don't worry about it. *he says to max* it's fine.

(I may change max to a rabbit lolllllllllll)
Terry looks at you.
Terry: Yo, who ARE you?
Max: I think he was eyeing me and soldier.
Terry looks at you again.
Terry: Oh, really?

No, I wasn't. There was a bird behind them I was drawing on my phone, before... *trails off, motioning to the shattered phone*

Terry scans you with his glasses, which was built in with a scanner.
Terry: Hey, why you lying?
He looks at your phone.
Terry: BRO SOLDIER! YOU GOTTA STOP BRAKEIN OTHER PEOPLES SHIT, DUDE!

(pfft-)
No, no. it's quite alright. It was old anyway.

Terry, in a argument with Soldier, Max approaches you again.
Max: Yeah. Thats them for you...

Their other friend, Miss Heavy, also approaches.
(most of my ocs are based on Team Fortress 2 lol)

Actually meme chat me cuz its it's not going to let you reply to me lol

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it's not going to let you reply to me lol

there is a trick y'know that right?)

(the reason why I hate my adhd)

Alex: *arguing on the phone* "No, you're not getting Snoofers... I don't care if I'm a drunk, that's my dog! End of story!" *hangs up* "You need something, bud?"

*nods* that's cute. Does he have any wierd or cute things he can do? My dog can somehow scream like a human when I go to trim his nails.

Alex: "...Huh. Mine can uhh... I guess he's pretty helpful when I fall..."

*nods*

*looks away* N-No.

Alex: "Um, ok..."

*continues back to scrolling on his phone, occasionally glancing back up at Alex*

Alex: *scratching behind his ear, checking his phone occasionally*

*speaks up* im peter. Peter dunbar.

Alex: "I'm...Alex." *weirded out*

Would you like to go get coffee with me?

Alex: "Uh, I'm good, thanks..."

*shrugs* alright.

Alex: *sighs, putting his phone in his pocket and closing his book*

Hey, um. I heard you say something about your dog. I know its not my place to know, but is your dog okay?

Alex: "Yeah. My ex wants to take him. We uhh... He left last night."

Ah, I'm sorry. what's your dogs name?

Alex: *sighs* "Snoofers. It's kinda dumb, I know."

I think its cute.

Alex: "He did too. Funny enough, he got him for me. Off some sketchy website looking for something to help me after I got paralyzed. We just got a german shephard mutt with the brain power of a goldfish."

*chuckles* that's what makes dogs adorable.

Alex: *nods* "Yeah, I guess. He's a good boy. Dumb as a rock, but good."

How old is he?

Alex: "I dunno. Five months?"

Kenton: [identification of spying]
Are you watching me?

*smiles*

Kenton: *licks the lolly*

(also I just took a robot on a date-)
*walks with Kenton*

(What)
Kenton: *finishes the lolly* I better be going home now

(Kenton lol)
alright. See ya.

(Why)
Kenton: bye

*next day, he’s outside but now he’s bigger and taller and has grown 2 extra arms and a scorpion tail*

*a little afraid*

Kenton: oh hi there. *comes up to him* don’t ya believe it? I GOT A SCORPION TAIL! *shows it off*

c-careful there with it.

Kenton: alright, alright *moves the tail away*

*sits down beside Kenton*

Kenton: hello there

(General Kenobi you are a bold one-)
Hi. *pets a duck that waddled over*

(Qhat)
Kenton: how’s your day been

(nothing)
Good. yours?

Kenton: it’s alright

How did the job go?

Kenton: good, I built a hotel

*his eyes widen* in a single day?!

Kenton: not all of it. It was almost completed and one of the workers got sick so I comforted in

(that was the weirdest video I watched)
I'll have water.

(Ok)
Waiter: alright your drinks will be in a couple of minutes

Kenton: according to my reviews of this restaurant, it’s like a mini Applebee’s

Yeah, kind of.

*some minutes later*
Waiter: here’s your drinks, your food will arrive soon *places the drinks*

Kenton: thanks

Thank you. *takes a sip of his drink*

Kenton: *a cylinder hole pops out of Kenton’s (supposed) mouth then drinks it*

*flabbergasted*

Kenton: what? I can’t just suck up water, that’ll go to all of the electrical outlets and break me *drinks up*

True. Still cool.

Kenton: thx

*goes into the building and into his apartment*

Kenton: *zips right into his house and locks all of the doors and windows quickly*

*watches Kenton from his window, intrigued*

*the lights were on at his room, from the sight it looked like a normal room*

*squints his eyes, trying to see more*

*there’s just a pixel of red on the corner to the bottom left*

What the-? *squints more, trying to see the pixel*

*RED COLOUR*

*confused/ he glances around the exposed room*

*the colour gets darker*

*stays completely still, thinking its motion detecting)

Kenton: *comes closer to the tree*

*takes a last resort, pulling out his pocket knife and climbing up to hide in the vast expanse of trees and leaves*

Kenton: get down there this instant *his hand becomes a chainsaw*

*falls, landing with s thud on his back*

Kenton: don’t worry, I can help you with that *heals him up*

Thanks. *stands*

Kenton: by the way, what are you doing at my place?

I live in the apartment building nearby.

Kenton: ok then, go in there

*quickly shuts his curtains, thinking the pixel only got darker because he was watching it*

*next day, Kenton walks out for a building job*

*follows* Hey, Kenton, want to hand out sometime?

Kenton: yea, where to are you thinking of?

Maybe the park?

Kenton: the park. Of course, I usually go there on the weekend but I could go for the afternoon. Just gotta do a job

Alright. See you then! *walks off*

Kenton: ok *walks to the construction area*

*Later that day in the park...*

Kenton: *feeds the ducks* eat up

hang*

(How does a place call you?)
*abandons his phone, sprinting off*

(My cousin gave me their old phone number idfk)
Kenton: *comes to phone and answers it*

Sarah: Peter? Mom wants you to come home.
(Sarah is Peters canon younger sister and the rival for y/ns love and has her own game, Your Girlfriend)

Kenton: *speaks in Peter’s voice and language* sure sis

*the woman hangs up*

Kenton: huh? *drops the phone then goes home*

*retrieves his phone and continues to follow Kenton*

Kenton: *arrives at the door of his house* [checking for civilians nearby] *does a 360*

*ducks behind a tree*

Kenton: [Movement Detected] *uses an X-Ray vision to look at the sound*

*continues to eat*

*continues eating*

*after they finish...*

Waiter: would you like the check or some desert?

Kenton: idk, what do you think?

I'm full, but if kenton wants to try one of the items I dont mind. *hands Kenton the dessert menu*

Kenton: *scans over the menu* can I have a Twister Lolly to-go pls?

Waiter: ofc, just put the money in here *places a small tray with the check inside*

I'll cover it. *pays for the food*

Waiter: thanks, here’s your twister lolly

Kenton: thank you *holds the lolly*

*walks with Kenton out, leaving a tip*

Waiter: thank you sir.

Kenton: wow, that was incredible

Hey thats the name of the hatchling! Lol)
No. *obvious lie*

(References! HOLY SHIT!)
Kenton: [❌] you are lying

No im not.
(Bros basically a lie detector)

(saying “bro” in the big ‘25? Crazy)
Kenton: [❌] yes you are

Hey, its gonna get worse. Gen B starts today)
Okay, fine i was. Im peter. Peter dunbar. *holds out his hand to shake*

(Damn, Gen Beta)

Kenton: I am Kenton, your friendly Jobbot here to do jobs *shakes hands violently fast*

*takes his hand away as soon as he can* really? What job are you doing now?

Kenton: let me look at it [Job List] *it shows an image of a man who went mysteriously missing dead but then quickly changes into his list* my recent job is [Tarot Reader]

Cool job. What was that image?

Kenton: …what image?

O-Okay.

Kenton: I scoot off now *goes off*

Errrrmm actually he would roll off)
*follows from the shadows*

(STFU)
Kenton: *arrives at a tent*

(NO)
*waits for Kenton to enter before slipping in and hiding in the shadows*

Guy: ahh you must be here for the Tarot Reader Job

Kenton: yes, I can’t wait for this job

Guy: good

*listening, almost practically invisible in the shadows*

Kenton: *does the job for a couple of hours*

*gets bored of watching, right as he slips out, his phone starts ringing*

*a few people and Kenton looked at where the sound was coming from*

(The funny thing was that London, England was calling me earlier)

What kind of poison does it have?

Kenton: idk

That's nice of you to do.

Kenton: thx, wanna go to that mini restaurant behind us?

Sure. *shrugs, standing*

*they’re both inside the mini restaurant*

*sits down at a table*

Kenton: *picks up a menu*

*his eyes skim over the menu*

Kenton: I’m gonna for 2 pieces of the crispy chicken fillet and some fries

(Just realized. he's a robot. HOW DOES HE EAT?!)
*when the waiter asks him,* I'll just have my usual, thanks.

(https://youtu.be/r6aHwiOa8vE go watch this video then)

Waiter: ok any drinks before the meal?

Kenton: Orange & Mango J20

You're welcome. So, what kinds of jobs that you've done did you like?

Kenton: I have done Composer, Labourer,
Management consultant, Tarot Reader, Events organiser, and now Builder. Composer was pretty nice

*nods* that's good.

Kenton: yep

Waiter: here’s your food

Thank you. *he says as the plate is set Infront of him*

Kenton: thx

Waiter: no problem *leaves*

Kenton: *puts salt on the fries and eats some*

*begins eating his burger*

Kenton: *his head pops out of excitement then lands back on* HOLY MOLY! This is the best food in here!

*smiles* I know. I come her often.

Kenton: Wowie Zowie *cuts a bit of chicken then eats it*

The image that just popped up. Of the man.

Kenton: oh right, you meant him? *shows a picture of that same man in normal condition*

Thats not the same photo.

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*backs away slowly*

Kenton: I don’t know what you’re on about but this guy gives me some challenges for some real jobs that I shall do

A-alright

Kenton: how’s your day been

Good. You?

Kenton: it’s ok, I best be going now