New Years Special.mp3

Paleo: Welp. Today is the new year.

Blook: "Kevin. Some numbnuts who went insane and killed his dad with a fork."

Paleo: Jesus. Why didn't his mom stop him? Did she also got killed?

*She was dead before he went insane. Lore reasons from Need More Heat.*

Paleo: Uhhh... ok.
*Paleo looks at Kage and Melody chatting with each other*
Paleo: Man, I had to go to the dentist because how sweet their relationship was.

*A train arrives at the nearby Castle Station*
Blook: "Btw we have a train system going through the kingdom

Paleo: I swear this castle has everything now.

Blook: "Budget surplus."

Paleo: Oh. Anyways let's get in.

Kessho: "We need tickets though."
*...It leaves.*

Paleo: ..... Ah, sharkfins.

*To the Guzzlord fight rp we get sent*

Author Blook: "Ignore it all you want, it's my show. I created EOI in 2022. I say she's back, you have no say. It's your stream, but it's my show. MY SHOW.

Paleo: Blook, I'm not joking. We almost got copyrighted by Hasbro because of either you or me. We can try to risk being sued.
Furnace: How many of you guys are gonna break the 4th wall?
Paleo: Depends on which character will say the most to break the 4th wall.
Furnace: Well, what happens if it does break?

Blook: "No we didn't. They don't give a flying f**klenut about two people roleplaying on a meme website."

Paleo: Take him for example.
Furnace: Oh. I see. I'm gonna go find food on the fridge.
Paleo: Alright, you do that, while I'm gonna go watch TV to get away from Blook before he goes crazy as a meowth.

*The TV glitches and transforms into an old timey TV*

Paleo: Huh? I don't remember owning a TV from the 1900's. I wonder if theres any classical cartoons, like Steamboat Willie. That cartoon was public domain now.

*Blook, Paleo, and Kage fall into a glitch rift*

Paleo: Whoa! What the!?
*Gets sucked in*
Kage: Paleo!
*Gets dragged in*
Melody: Kage!
*She grabs his hand trying to save him*

*He's pulled in without Melody and we go back to Feb 2024*

Melody: ... Oh no....

Blook: "Eh, we DID need tickets."

Paleo: Well, where in the world that's been around for millions of years are we gonna find tickets? At a place that has to do with tickets?

The fact that there were never any plans for us to go anywhere:

Paleo: ... Ok, seriously, does anyone have plans to go anywhere?
Kage: Well, no. Not exactly.
Paleo: Then why did we...... Name.

Blook: "You know, I wonder where that f**klebitch flowegirl went."

Paleo: Who? A flower Pokemon?

Blook: "No you dumb shit,,, the little f**klegirl that shat her way into having an EOI series of her own!"

Paleo: I don't understand that word you said, but I do understand what you're talking about. Although, I don't remember the name of that flower girl?
Inko: You mean Hanazuki, the moonflower?

Blook: "Yeah that flowergirl"

Paleo: Oh yeah, Hanazuki..... She got removed from this series now because of copyright reasons.
Inko: Wait, if we have pokemon here in this? Then how did we not get copyrighted?
Paleo: Either Gamefreak was too lazy or maybe chill with it.

Jikan: "Hey zunkers it's me"

Paleo: Oh yeah, the celebis. I forgot they're time travelers. No wonder why I thought you never saw an inkling before.

Negai: "I'm nothin like the others, I have a good sleep schedule instead of sleeping for milennium at a time."

Furnace: Gotta be honest though, it would be nice to sleep for a thousand years. I won't have to worry about anything.

*Deep Cut*

Paleo: There they are! It's a good thing I got a lot of merchandise of them.
*Puts on a watch of Off the Hook and shoes of The Deep Cut*
Paleo: I maybe a paleontologist and a monster fan, but who would never like these celebrities.

*Beatrix sees the focus shift to her*
TVHead: "You're tall enough to stick out in a crowd.*

Paleo: That kinda makes me a little jealous tbh, no pun intended.
Kage: I don't understand, why everyone doing here?
Melody: Don't you see? The 3 celebrites are here, and it's also New Years Eve!
Kage: Really?
Melody: Yeah, here I got you some stuff for it.
*Gives him a hat of Off the Hook, shirt of the The Deep Cut, and wrist bands of The Squid Sisters*
Kage: Huh? I don't look to bad in this.
Melody: You look so adorable in this.
*Kage blushes a little and chuckles*
Kage: Thanks.

*F**k. Some numbnuts kid is trying to kill someone.*
Blook: "Oni, you know what to do."
*She teleports behind the kid*
Oni: "Nice balls bro."

Paleo: Who was that?

*Beatrix is in her Callie cosplay and TVHead hesitantly joined in a Marie cosplay*

Paleo: Let me see what I have in my box real quick.
*Looks through the box*
Paleo: Ah, here they are.
*Puts con Squid Sisters hat and shirt*
Paleo: Hehehe.
Melody: What's going on here?

Chip: "I call dibs on the Marie outfit!"
*He hands Kessho the Callie outfit*

Melody: Callie and Marie are here!? Good thing I can do a little color change for my Aria and Pirouette form.

Blook: "If you had another uhhh hair thing in Aria forme you could do Callie!"

Melody: You know what, I should be.
Kage: Whats all the outfits and such guys?

Blook: "No time to talk, I think there's Off the Hook!"
Mochi: "Is this real?"
Oni: "Yeah, but some f**klenuts better not be planning to f**kle this shit, or I'm pulling my first nice balls bro of 2025 once I can."

Paleo: More celebrities! What's next, The Deep Cut?

Negai: "Yeah. Look I didn't wake up 500 years early for nothing, I'm secretly a superfan of them, I saw the future from that onion fairy and f**king loved it."

Paleo: Oh, well that's nice to know tha- Onion fairy? Wait a minute. That can only mean...

Blook: "Yeah and I invited someone."

Paleo: Who did you invite?

*A knock on the doors*

Paleo: Hold that thought. Someone's at the door.
*Opens door*

*It's Goomela, invited by Blook. She's a humanized Goomy*

Paleo: A human goomy? That's something you don't see every day or night.

Blook: "Yo yo f**kers the countdown's starting"
Goomela: "I was told about a series I'd be joining."
Kessho: "Yep. You're on location."
*There's people out in the town square infront of the castle... WAIT IS THAT THE SQUID SISTERS*

Paleo: I wonder how a goomy became a human? Ah, It's best not to find out. It could be a spoiler thing. Wait.... THE SQUID SISTERS!? HERE!

*Skye is shocked*
Blook: "THEY'RE DOING INKOPOLIS NEWS FROM THE CASTLE TOWN???"

Paleo: I've always wanted to meet the celebrities from inkopolis!