damn thats crazy, can i have my food now?

Me trying to read a recipe for literal cheap ass mug muffins but there's a whole ass autobiography above it on how it changed their life:

REAL F**KIG SHIT OH MY GOD
LIKE BRO I JUST WANNA MAKE M&M COOKIE CUPS I DONT WANNA KNOW HOW THESE COOKIES MADE YOU SO HORNY TK THE POINT YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND HAD CRAZY SEX FOR 69 HOURS STRAIGHT WHICH RESUKTED IN A ROOM FULL OF CUM

Frrr