Festivivsed_TF2-Heavy: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Shelly: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Rodger: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Shelly, learn to listen.
Glisten: What if it bites itself and I die?
Goob: That’s voodoo.
Scraps: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Shelly: That’s correlation, not causation.
Glisten: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Goob: That’s kinky.
Festivivsed_TF2-Heavy: Oh my God.