AS A SHOW OF GOODWILL TO THE HOMELESS
THIS CHRISTMAS. YOU'RE WELCOME TO SHARE
IT WITH US AT OUR HOUSE; WE'LL HAVE TURKEY WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS,
A REAL FIRE BURNNG, COPIOUS QUANITITIES
OF ALCHOHOL, PLUS GAMES
JUST DON'T DIRTY THE WINDOWS WITH
YOUR HANDS AND FACES