i can translate this

man i could use a sniper rifle right now i could go for a AWPer hand need a bazaar bargain right now just a little pick me up i'm so tired a little machina might help a little penetration kill to get me going yeah need my classic

all guns used in this image come from tf2 all of them are used in the sniper's primary slot the kill icon is a penetration kill for shooting in the body (bodyshot) and hitting someone behind them with a shot to the head (headshot) which is only doable with the machina