mine is ''Florida man who threw toilet through window in East St. Louis found with second crapper''

https://www.oig.dot.gov/library-item/29573

Florida man executed for 1984 killings of teenage babysitter, mother of 2 slain months apart

it does not need to include the year you were born

Police: Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with turtles

florida man throws spaghetti at mother
florida man asks walmart employee for 'anything that would kill 200 people
florida man strips naked and floods hospital room after assaulting nurse