EOI Christmas Special.mp3

*Paleo's sleeping*

*Snowfall.*

*Wakes up, yawns, and stretches*
Paleo: Man. What's going on outside?
*Looks through the window*
Paleo: Oh, wow. It's snowing.

*Wake is out there with... a Jirachi in his mane?*

Paleo: Huh? He usually has his little buddy on in his mane.

*Wake suddenly rushes to try and enter.*

Paleo: Uh oh, he wants in.
*Rushes to the door and opens the door*

*The Jirachi falls out of his mane and Kessho feels him. Cold.*

Paleo: Aww, poor thing. Must've been outside of the cold all day.

*He's also not breathing much.*

Paleo: Don't worry little guy. I'll put you somewhere warm.
*Goes to the fireplace and puts him on a rug next to it*

Beatrix: "Yeah. What about it?"

Paleo: Wdym what about it? I've never seen someone made a tall robot.... unless if it was kaiju sized robot.... but that's just something from movies and such.

TVHead: "Stop bringing kaiju into everything. Shit now we gotta warm the lil goober up."

Paleo: Sorry, but I can't. I'm just a movie monster guy. That's all.
Kage: Weren't you also a paleontologist.
Paleo: Yeah, that too. Also didn't I place him next to the fireplace?

Beatrix: "Goober?"
*She immediately goes to Jirachi*

Paleo: Yeah, that little wishing pokemon.

*Hug*

Paleo: Her hugs might warm enough to... well warm him up back to shape.

Negai: "uhhhhh..."

Paleo: Hey, there little guy. You feeling alright?

Negai: "what..? Who are you?

Paleo: Oh, I'm Paleo. Ik, weird name, but you'll get use to it. And just in case if you don't know what species I am, I'm in inkling.

Negai: "Cool. I uhh don't really care that you're an Inkling.

Paleo: .... Ok back to the outside cold you go.
Nagabiku: Dude, what the hell!? You just saved him!
Paleo: I'm joking. I know that nobody cares about inklings anymore, or they've never seen one before after 1000 years.

*Wake is behind Paleo*

*Paleo looks back*
Paleo: What? I said I was joking. I'm not actually putting him back out there. Seriously, the temperature right now is cold as hell. ...You're thinking of killing me over a joke aren't you?

*A Corviknight picks Paleo up and Tink kills it*

Paleo: Okay, how did that bird get in?

Chip: "Dinner"
*He takes the corpse*

Nagabiku: Wait? 1000 years?
Paleo: Yeah, I heard legends that the Jirachi species can sleep over a thousand years.
Furnace: Dang. Talk about power sleep.

Negai: "What the hell?"

Paleo: .... Wait a minute? What are you doing up half years earlier?

Dr. Blookie: "First off, the title doctor comes from the degree, doctorate, not from the field. That's why you can be a doctor in something that isn't commonly associated with the title 'doctor'."

Paleo: You know, doc. If it's ok if I call you that for short. You could tell me what the robot will do, while I make sure this Jirachi is not injured or having hypothermia.

Dr. Blookie: "Her whole purpose is being a scruggly huggable girl. Meet Beatrix."
*I don't have a full body image yet😔*

Paleo: That's it? Only a huggable girl?
Nagabiku: Now how the hell is that important to the damn plot of this? That feels stupid.
Furnace: Jeez, r.i.p the 4th wall... twice.
Paleo: Wait, Nagabiku. This could work.
Nagabiku: Wdym by that?
Paleo: Doc, how warm is that robot when hugged?

Beatrix: "I hacked Shadow Soul's PC and deleted System32

*Paleo hugs Beatrix*

*Wait her body isn't hard metal?*
Dr. Blookie: "Yep. I can explain. It's a material I made to make her huggable. It feels soft and shii"

Paleo: And warm.... I'm sorry if it sounds a little weird. It's just that metal can carry heat from one part to another.

Blook: "How tall is she?"
Dr. Blookie: "The 4 mythicals combinmed."
TVHead: "That's taller than you!"

Paleo: You seriously made a tall robot.

*An unnamed Slugma is in the fireplace while Mokutan sits next to the Jirachi*

Paleo: There, that should keep him warm and alive.

Dr. Blookie: "Hey, I've got a new bot I wanna bring to y'all."

Paleo: Thanks, but I want to make sure if this Jirachi isn't dead.

*His eyes open*
Dr. Blookie: "Can I show you guys her?"

Paleo: I'd like to but, the Jirachi is waking up.
Kage: You can show it to us. If you'd like to.

Dr. Blookie: "SHE'S F**KING IMPORTANT TO THE PLOT DUMBASS"

Nagabiku: Just show us the damn robot, you "so called doctor"!

Dr. Blookie: "No because you've never heard of being a doctor in other fields than just the medical field. I'm a doctor in mechanics and engineering."

Nagabiku: Doctor, Smoctor. Whatever, just show us the robot.
Kage: Nagabiku, your kinda acting like a jerk right now.
Nagabiku: Sorry, I haven't gotte any sleep last night. I've been hearing strange noises from outside. I wasn't sure what it is, but I'm afraid it might be some unknown entity.