*knock knock*
"yes s-"
"I found your cat"
"where was he (or she)"
"looking outside your window"
"... wha-"
"so where's my $103 reward"

"Sigh..." *gives $103*
"Thank you!"
"I WILL get revenge on him later."
"Ooh! I'll bet he's using it for gas money! He's driving down to Florida!"
"Dang it, he cancelled the trip!"
"Young man, here's your $100,000 reward!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-"
*Dies of rage*

LOL

Maxwell!

The cat knows what's happening more than the hooman does 🫠

Yes definitely missing