NAUGHTY. LET ME TELL YOU HOW NAUGHTY YOU'VE BEEN SINCE THE YEAR BEGAN. THERE ARE 387.44 GAZILLION PRESENTS WRAPPED UNDERNEATH MY TREE, IF THE WORD NAUGHTY WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH INCH OF WRAPPING PAPER THE NAUGHTINESS WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF THE SCROOGE YOU HAVE BEEN THIS YEAR. NAUGHTY. NAUGHTY.