Super Earth map......

I get Russia but why'd they waste half of Canada and Greenland

World War 3

I know but why those places
they're like super neutral

This took place a while in the future so I assume Canada became a part of the USA

And Europe made Greenland fight

ahh

And then after WW3, the governments united together

And made

SUPER EAAAAAAARTH 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

governments that rule the entire earth but you just know it's really just America or is meant to resemble America >>>>>>>>>>>

Also find it funny that there are only 3 rainforests left because the rest of the planet is just cities

oh well

is it like the government in futurama

Not really

It's more like the government in 1984

oh

Basically you're not allowed to have bad opinions about the government

And if you are very publicly democratic and loyal to Super Earth then you are allowed to live in good neighborhoods and have good jobs

Except unlike 1984, almost everyone is blindly loyal to Super Earth so everyone lives good lives

1984 but there's lead in the water

"You failed your mission????

SEX IS BANNED"

also they definitely put drugs in the stims

imonatgoodkushanalcahal

Super Earth says they're not addictive but sometimes when you take a stim your character just goes

"Feeeeeeels sooo goooooooood"

TheRussianBadger's Helldiver when they go one hour without stims (one of his strats is stimming and running)(they have crippling addiction):

I LOOOOOVE STIMMING AND RUNNING

what your helldiver sees

Big army of enemies? Stim and run

https://youtu.be/vI2eNeD-jWQ?si=3YRhf7xR2tlTOREZ

My Helldiver after taking 25 stims back on the Super Destroyer

blood stim percent is: 1

15 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

you know that means 1500% right

yes

well at least from the trailer we can tell that Super Earth is not racist

How do they explicitly clarify that

In the trailer, it shows the Helldivers Recuiter being married to a woman of african american descent

Oh yeah
And then super crack right

There's also this

WAIT SUPER CRACK

perc 240

Super Earth: "yeah, your rights depend on how much you love the government, but not your race or gender, we're not monsters"

You'd be dead 😭

"Ohhh, you're gay? And in a polycule? That's nice. How much would you say you love them?"
"More than anything in the world!!"
"Even more than Super Earth?"
"NONONO **IN** THE WORLD NOT **THE** WORLD"
*le execution*

As Super Earth says

"Remember to fill out your C-01 permit before partaking in any act that may result in a child"

going to the DMV just to bang someone is wild

I think I remember hearing them say one time that because of failure to something or other they BANNED SEX 😭😭

welp, I'm f**king dead.