RP with Tuner

VT: … *tadc music in the background* and who are you again little buffoon?

Tuner: *clapping his hands* you get it!

VT: I once made a cake like that for someone in this Bossfights-universe... unfortunately I didn't even got invited even after I made the f-*tadc censor sound effect*-ing cake

Tuner: That's bullshit!

VT: EXACTLY, I MEAN EVEN LOOK AT IT *makes an exact copy of the cake ( 959pzj.jpg (click to show))* See? It even was a good cake!

Tuner: DUDE! THAT TOOK SOME EFFORT! Whenever I make a cake it's the same default one! *Grabs a cake from his pocket, it's the same one as before* see!

VT: DAMN

Tuner: *Throws it backwards with a "bonk" sound effect*

VT: Huh, neat, anyway, what else you can do?

Tuner: Uh... Shoot me!

VT: ok *appears a glock and shoots him*

Tuner: *looks at his outfit and then looks back up* I'm Lightning Mcqueen, obviously

VT: … *deep breath* are you ok?

Tuner: *Shrugs* No idea

VT: Alright what or who even are you pomni knockoff

Tuner: I'm Tuner!

VT: Tuner? *in his screen appears [IMAGE]* tuner?

Tuner: *reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a giant hammer with the word "BOINK" written on it*

VT: *gasp* WAIT LEMME GUESS… HARLEY QUEEN-

Tuner: IM A MOTHERF**KING CARTOON! *slams it on him, making him a pancake*

VT: … *death*

*after a few seconds an exact copy of VT appears*

VT: Damn poor guy I wonder what happened to him, anyway *snaps his fingers, the flat copy disappeared* a cartoon?

Tuner: Yes! *Throws the hammer away*

VT: Nice, like what kind of stuff you can do?

Tuner: *Stretches his arms* Lots!

VT: … *stretches arms at the same length as him* show me everything

Tuner: *Gives him a birthday cake with candles*

VT: Wow! How did you do that?

Tuner: *The candles have become dynamite sticks*

VT: *doesn't notice and just-* NOM

*the cake explodes inside him*

VT: ! *coughs some smoke* oof that thing got an explosive flavor...

*An oversized hole appears in his chest and starts closing, his clothes go back to normal too"

VT: ohhh, wait *appears a rifle and continues shooting at him*

*it keeps happening*
Tuner: I can also say f**k!

VT: And what makes you think I can't say fuсk too?

Tuner: I dunno... You got censored earlier

VT: Oh... eh that happens sometimes

Tuner: Oh alright

VT: Alright what else you can do fella bufoon?

Tuner: *grabs a bucket of paint, paints a circle on the ground, a drops a rock in it*

*and

VT: huh?

(Can he just show up when necessary but leave whenever? I have plans for him)
Tuner: *following*

(Oh well for puppets and soul slaves they can’t but people who actually offer and get along with him they can leave and enter whenever (example: Soul and maybe now Tuner))

*it appears to be a labyrinth of abandoned rooms of the theatre*
VT: It looks a bit messy at first but at the end of this there’s more than just this I promise

Tuner: I'll make it even more of a mess to be honest

VT: good to know but sounds fun

Tuner: Where exactly would I be staying?

VT: oh here *they both appear on a long hallway* it may got some dust but it works, just check a clear room and it’s yours

Tuner: *thumbs up*

Tuner: *knocks on the paint hole* Tadaaaaa

VT: Huh!

Tuner: *jazz hands*

VT: pffft-

Tuner: So... What can you do TV man?

VT: The question is what I can NOT do little buddy! *he snaps his fingers, they both appear in the theatre* Welcome to the Eternal Theatre

Tuner: I'M THE POMNI TO YOUR CAIN

VT: YEAHHHH!! (Wow that was way easier than I thought)

(Wha-?)
Tuner: Show me around

(Wait lemme phrase that again, for context, Virtual Terror is constantly looking for new characters and puppets for his show, but when someone offers of course he won’t say no)
VT: Alright Tuner follow me! *he goes behind the stage*