big chungus is on the nice list

Knee surgery is tomorrow

Evil kirmet

do you need knee surgery

Yep

Don’t trust the imposter, I’ll give you knee surgery

am i

ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||? ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ╎リ ᔑ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ. ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ! ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ,ᔑリ↸ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||. ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||? ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ╎リ ᔑ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ. ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ! ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ,ᔑリ↸ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||. ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||? ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ╎リ ᔑ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ. ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ! ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ,ᔑリ↸ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||. ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||? ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ╎リ ᔑ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ. ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ! ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ,ᔑリ↸ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||. ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||? ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ╎リ ᔑ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ. ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ! ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ,ᔑリ↸ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||. ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||? ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ╎リ ᔑ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ. ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ! ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ,ᔑリ↸ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||.ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||? ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ╎リ ᔑ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ. ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ! ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ,ᔑリ↸ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||. ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||? ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ╎リ ᔑ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ. ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ! ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ,ᔑリ↸ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||. ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||? ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ╎リ ᔑ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ. ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ! ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ,ᔑリ↸ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||. ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||? ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ╎リ ᔑ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ. ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ! ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ,ᔑリ↸ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||. ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||? ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ╎リ ᔑ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ. ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ! ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ,ᔑリ↸ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||. ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||? ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ╎リ ᔑ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ. ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ! ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ,ᔑリ↸ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||.ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||? ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ╎リ ᔑ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ. ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ! ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ,ᔑリ↸ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||. ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||? ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ╎リ ᔑ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ. ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ! ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ,ᔑリ↸ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||. ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||? ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ╎リ ᔑ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ. ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ! ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ,ᔑリ↸ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᒲᒷ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||. ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅||? ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ ╎リ ᔑ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ. ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ! ᔑ ∷⚍ʖʖᒷ∷ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ,ᔑリ↸ ∷

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. Its been three minutes. You cant stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. Its been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a birds eye view you see your house is completely white.

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