Gru's Plan

LMAO, huge L, I've has a blahaj since I was like 5.
Anyways, yk you can order them online, ringht?

Being clingy sucks frfr

Yeah 😭😭😭

Yeah I realized that lol

Get one.

Imma get one dw -w-

Yay. I have 3: Big one I've had since I was a child (His name is "Iknownot"), smaller one, another small one that's not really mine, but my ex's.

Steal the ex's blahaj, no blahaj for the ex >:3

He ain't a bad ex. I still want to give it to him. It was a gift for his 15th birthday (he's 11 months younger than me)

Oh, well then give blahaj to ex, blahaj for ex :3

Yeah, he doesn't want to see me anymore tho LMAO.
He says it ain't my fault, but I know I was a shitty clingy gf =P
I just need someone as shitty and clingy ^^

Real, also just carry it somewhere you know he'll be, and when you see him, chuck it at him and run, it'll be funny I swear

Ok. 0 joke I'm going to do that. Like the moment my phone stops being controlled by my parents I'm calling a mutual friend, telling him to get my ex to a specific place and chucking the blahaj at his head.
The temptation to try and talk will be too big but like =(
Damn, just thinking abt him makes my chest hurt, I crave to have him in between my arms.

Yeah... The IKEA near me doesn't even sell them.

Order online!!

I'm saving for a second synth right now, but I guess I can put aside some.

Real