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TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD NEWS; THE NUTCRACKER IS ABOUT TO BE REBUILT IN A WHOLE NEW WAY SURE THE STORY HAS BEEN ADAPTED A BUNCH OF TIMES BUT UNIVERSAL AND NEW LINE CINEMA WILL BOTH BE ADAPTING THE NUTCRACKER INTO AN ACTION MOVIE WITH MICHAEL BAY'S PLATINUM DUNES ATTACHED TO THE PROJECT THE MOVIE WILL BE TITLED THE NUTCRACKER REPACKED AND IT'LL BE FEATURING ELLE FANNING AS CLARA STAHLBAUM PETER DINKLAGE AS THE MOUSE KING TAYLOR SWIFT AS A COUNTRY VERSION OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY ZAC EFRON AS A BEAGLE DUKE AND ROB ZOMBIE COLLABORATOR JEFF DANIEL PHILLIPS AT THE NUTCRACKER THE MOVIE IS SET TO BEGIN PRODUCTION IN EARLY MAY 2025
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