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Hi welcome back, now if you’ve seen the first chapter (link: imgflip.com/i/9c4hw6) we have that new animal on the loose. Now there’s some people after it

???: ready Joelis?

Joelis: Ofc I am Dennis

Dennis: but how thought? We do have laser guns yet we don’t have transportation.

Joelis: F**K! Maybe we call our dad, he’s a military man innit

Dennis: ok *calls dad*

???: *answers* what’s up son?

Dennis: have you seen the news recently?

???: yes, I was just just announce it to my crew.

Joelis: we’ve made laser gun that shoots actual bullet sized lasers

???: oh that’s perfect, where is that alien at anyways

Olly: it was at Derby but throughout his direction, he might rest over at Nottingham.

Leader: don’t worry, I’m a leader of a very strong military force, I’ll get that little f**khead.

Well this is shit, we now have two high tech lads calling out a military group after just an innocent little guy which is owned by their dad. F**k the coincidence.

Leader: listen up people, we have an alien on the loose. It’s been running around at Derby and is set to be passing to Nottingham. We must keep our country safe because this… is The United Kingdom *UK national anthem plays*

Soldier: sir, you’re in America

Leader: did I ask you to pipe up?

Soldier: SIR NO SIR

Leader: exactly, now let’s land at Nottingham

The new animal has crossed through Nottingham, surprisingly they’ve predicted it. Let’s call it Blooble for now don’t ask me why.

Blooble: *sighs in relief* I need a break *looks at an inn* looks pretty nice, nothing can go wrong with this place. After all I do need a bit of rest *walks to the inn and rings that bell on the counter*

Worker: hello welcome to Premier Inn I hope you’ll have a nice time at ours unless you have the tickets

Blooble: *stretches over the counter* what are tickets?

Worker: oh they are… YOU’RE THAT ALIEN FROM THE NEWS! GET THE F**K OUT OF THIS PLACE! *boots out the Blooble*

Blooble: wha… *feels sad and walks further into Nottingham*

It was cold, drenched and wet. This Blooble has been walking around Nottingham feeling all harden and dry walking throughout this town, it was difficult for him to traverse at all. Hey he did find shelter at an alleyway, still is shelter.

Blooble: so this is life, life is pain, pain is life, life is life, pain is pain, but my heart is still alive, just all alone…

The next morning the Blooble had a surprisingly strong start in this fine weather lineup. The military arrived, isn’t that right for the morning?

Leader: we finally caught ya, nowhere to go at all. Now thanks to my sons, I have this! *whips out a laser gun* now just stand still and watch this death presume.

Blooble: no wait hold on, it could be just a uh mistake yea? I just wanna live alright? No trouble at all innit?

Joelis: too late pal

Dennis: you’re time is up for today

The laser gun is loading up, it can melt up the Blooble at any moment now. Big ol bang a rang and he’s out, ELIMINATED!

*a big red explosion occurs, the Blooble is liquid now.*

Leader: wow, *to his sons* you two are so good at this. Where did you get this stuff

Joelis: oh nothing just somewhere else you wouldn’t get an answer of

Dennis: we’ve actually worked hard on this achievement ok?

Leader: well no one said that a laser gun is possible back then, but now is it thanks to the technology you have. I might give you the medal of honour, come on let’s go to McDonald’s for breakfast. *walks off with their sons*

*some seconds past, the goo is suddenly twitching, forming a body part. More of this goo start to gather around, forming to his whole body*

Blooble: even if it looked cool, I’m off to kick their asses. Just where can I find a disguise? *hears a shot, comes over to check and sees a gang member dead* this’ll work *quickly takes the bandana from him and equips it on* game is on!