Once upon a time, the end

Once upon a time, I have thought about shooting up you and so I did

The end

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In 1776, the United States declared its independence. Led by General George Washington, it won the Revolutionary War in 1783. The Constitution was adopted in 1789, and a Bill of Rights was added in 1791 to guarantee inalienable rights. Washington, the first president, and his adviser Alexander Hamilton created a strong central government. The Louisiana Purchase in 1803 doubled the size of the country. Encouraged by available, inexpensive land and the notion of manifest destiny, the country expanded to the Pacific Coast. The resulting expansion of slavery was increasingly controversial. After the election of Abraham Lincoln as president in 1860, the southern states seceded to form the pro-slavery Confederate States of America, and started the Civil War. The Confederates' defeat in 1865 led to the abolition of slavery. In the subsequent Reconstruction era, the national government gained explicit duty to protect individual rights. White southern Democrats regained their political power in the South in 1877, often using paramilitary suppression of voting and Jim Crow laws to maintain white supremacy.

Once upon a time there was a girl who liked communism. She told people online about it but they disagreed. They thought all commie countries look like North Korea or the USSR and have no freedom. She realized that barely anyone on Earth likes it.

So the girl stole Elon Musk's money and bought a bunch of cool sh*t. She stole a rocket ship and went to Mars. She found the local Martian alien tribes and offered them gifts from earth.

The Martians liked her. After learning each other's language, she asked them if they liked ancomm or libcomm. The Martians laughed and said no. Turns out, the Martians used MSMG too.

Moral of the story: Reputation matters more than ideology

once upon a time it was january 2021

one time i thought about burning you in a fire

the end!