If u had me for 24hrs

hang out.

fu-

NONONNONO

I'd give you a hug! :3

go fishing.

strap you down and force you to watch me play Minecraft: Pocket Edition Hardcore Mode

How to increase someone's blood pressure 101

spread

What?

spread them

Spread what

Talk to you about serious topics and convince you that I am not racist anymore, and try to take you away from your terrible ways.

"My terrible ways"

we both have our pros and cons

im going to make you clog the oilet and blow up my house with pipe bombs for the funni

I have a laser guided bomb from Texas Instruments.

use it

No, I need it for math class

id show you my collection of items i sto- borrowed, show you my room, if you ask to see the basement, you cant. Classified reasons. And then I'll tie you up for your boys to pick you up outside (don't ask)

Are they going to rape my femboy ass

wait your a femboy? nah, screw my original plan. Im gonna tie you to my bed, im gonna smash you vigorously, and ill make you moan loud, so I can hear it and enjoy it. Then I'll fill your holes up reallll good with my sticky substance, after that, I'll put you in my basement for later saving.

WHAT THE F**K

I DON'T CONSENT! I DON'T CONSENT!

if you take a picture of this, i'll make it 2 loads instead of one. And I do 2 loads in all of your holes.

you tryna erp?

no...

I see shit like this all the time unfortunately so whatever went down is really no skin off my back. However I do wanna warn you, the NSA and other government "security" agencies have plenty of digital backdoors on all our devices. The thread you made will exist forever and is, even though I'm sure you're not some sort of terrorist list [Don't get any ideas. You'll never have my crown.] SOMEONE sitting in some government cubicle has undoubtedly read it. I'd advise against a military career. Those n**gas will comb through EVERYTHING before letting you in. Some civilian jobs and even colleges too.

Regardless, I'm gonna keep the screenshot so I can bring it up out of the blue 5 years down the line.

STOP RAPING THAT PERSON ASSHOLE

WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME

not following you dispatch sent me is everything ok

IDGAF STOP APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE

so you're the guy that's trying to erp my best friend, eh-?

no i have no clue who he is

put the gun down sir

bro really tryna ERP

i keep getting brought back here when I forget about it

but why tf did ya think ERP was funny