which oomf am i

small guy with big sword

fourth guy

why?

fat autistic guy

how so

What the f**k is this? Fifth guy.

whoag i ate the hills?

Yeah, you're tall as f**k!

people call me short tho

What the f**k is your country, I swear?

no i mean people here

They don't even know your height.

i've told them and 6 ft mfs will be saying that stuff
i mean obviously im not some sort of 16 year old you expect to be tall

True. And I was still short as f**k at that age.

how short?

Haven't grown much since then but I think I was 4'9" or 4'10".

JESUS

Short Dad. I took after my Dad.

oh i see i have a lot of traits from my dad too

Ye.

Fat autistic guy

how