be truthful

yum

No! Bad Spoon!

what? i just wanna cook the chicken cause hungy :<

No?

why not

Partially because it's unhygienic

wash it

No

why not

ofc

Hard and fast

i like your spirit

are you ill
of course not, i am neither a zoophile nor a necrophile

its a chicken

and?

it feels good

No, it's necrophilia and zoophilia combined

lets be honest its like an onahole.

NO

be honest it is

It is not.

so youve tried it?

You not believing in the ability to think about something shows your lack of ability to.

well ill just say i have and it was life changing. you should definitely give it a shot

I'd rather use a pair of scissors, because this thing is annoying.

what are you even talking abt

What is that?

dont look it up if ur under 18

Seek therapy, you're comparing a dead bird to a masturbation toy

i mean they are rubber so its like a dead dinosaur. and we are made out of reused matter from dead things. its basically the same

Sir, wanting to f**k a dead bird is zoophilia and necrophilia, two very unethical things, in case you wondered why I don't jack off is to be a good human