Parenthood is difficult, I’m glad Joel is such a helpful babysitter

I didn't babies were born with blue skin, I was born with red skin with purple bruises :)

Hmm… so is he healthy?

Not really, he may need some air or he's just really cold

Hmm well I have a few cactuses in my house, maybe that could help him get air

You have a kid?

Yes he was born yesterday

Btw babies being blue means they’re too cold and you should take them out of the freezer.

Ah good thing Joel took him out to watch tv

what an amazing father

Thank you!