This is a masterpiece

Some celestial objects are sigma and others have L rizz. When they reach unc status they either become based holes or cringe dwarfs. The based holes even as sigma as they are, gradually lose aura over time from their event horizzons. There was a famous physicist who mewed named Stephen Hawk Tuah who made some goated with the sauce theories, so Hawk Tuah radiation is named after him.

Think I accidentily indirectly made a nerdy copypasta

I love how stars leaving the main sequence can just be called them reaching unc status

And they expand rapidly, exponentially larger than before, until they implode to form either a neutron star, black hole, or gravastars

what the skibidi