Andrew waddles his fat, reddit moderator looking ass to the arena, standing across from the wizard Eshaheer. The crowd boos, throwing all their trash and tomatoes at andrew. Eshaheer casts a fireball, blasting andrew back and knocking him to the ground. But this backfiers, as Andrew is so fat that when he hits the ground, the whole world shakes, causing eshaheer to fall and drop his magic wand. Andrew struggles to get to his feet, he can barely even walk, but he reaches up his rear end and pulls out his trusty ban hammer, which he uses on literally everybody when they hurt his feelings, and attempts to swing it at eshaheer. Eshaheer is too agile though, he dodges and weaves, trying to recover his wand. Just as hes about to grab his wand from the ground, andrew stomps his foot on the ground, destroying the ground around and launching eshaheer in the air like a baseball. Andrew swings his ban hammer with all his might, blasting eshaheer into oblivion and winning the battle. The crowd erupts in boos as andrew falls over and goes to sleep.
