Horus charged at Drizzy with his oversized sword, the blade wobbling dangerously as he swung with wild abandon. Drizzy, hands in his pockets, sidestepped casually, his laid-back demeanor betraying none of the sharp focus in his eyes. “C’mon, man, at least try to hit me,” Drizzy teased, which only made Horus more frantic. Horus lunged, tripped over a loose cobblestone, and tumbled forward, his sword clattering to the ground. As he scrambled to his feet, Drizzy flicked a nearby barrel toward him with his foot, sending it rolling at just the right moment to trip Horus again.
Horus is now pissed off, yelling as he charges as drizzy, but drizzy once again trips him, pinning his back to the ground. "Time to get diddled!" Drizzy says, touching horus in inappropriate ways. Horus kicks him off, "You're a weirdo!" he screams, feeling violated. Drizzy shrugs, he's lowkey just a chill guy who has regular human desires. Horus is so traumatized by Drizzy's touches that he lifts his oversized sword and stabs himself, ending his own life and allowing Drizzy to win the battle.
