dude you want that so bad? how about you glitch a boat to be invisible and lock you in the seated position and physics'll show you where that water pillar can fit.
This is the closest I could get, but my typing is Poison/Ground. I also have a poison membrane on the outside, and it regenerates faster than the average Wooper. Unlike Johtonian Wooper, who has a numbing membrane, I am clearly better.
