Greek mythology is pretty f**ked up
Medusa: Was raped by a god, so the god she worshipped turned her into the snake lady, and then people wanted to kill her.
Hades had an affair and so Persephone turned his mistress into mint.
Zeus’ dad swallowed his children whole and they were still alive when Zeus killed him.
“Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.”
There’s definitely more.
Also, Poseidon’s the god of horses