Hell yeah

Bro?

Ding!

Is this accurate?..

Yes it is, now bend over pretty boy 👅👅👅

Stay away from me DIDDY

👅👅

oh NEED huh??

Im seeing black tf am I supposed to do with this information

uhh I see white with does that mean

This is a threat

Guys what if it's 17

Mines green help

I like how glitchy the Thwomp image is

he's a little sick today

Poor guy was never the same after he found out what happens when he actually crushes Mario

"wait he DIES???
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A RED **HELMET**!!"

"i thought when i landed on mario he would give me ten coins :("

I like to imagine most Thwomps are actually just big softies and they have no idea how capable they are of killing

it's that or they are such simple organisms that they don't even really feel
they just
go up
go down
grunt
repeat

No they're canonically sapient, they talk in some games

Oh
Then your thing definitely

There's even one that hosts a game show

"which of these thwomps is the one you encountered in the cave section of level two"
*three silhouettes appear*

Their questions are actually very similar in nature to that

oh

??

"oh" meaning "oh that is bad"

I see red

damn I really need my vitamin b

Man ts redder than drix