Rp with the goobre

Still makes me uncomfy

Want me to redraw her or something

Idk it’s just the fact she’s based off of a horny meme I can’t get out of my head

Same :/

are you gonna respond

No because you're just saying your opinion

ah ok

GC: ...are you a cat?

Crystal: *sips a iced coffee* nope. I'm supposed to be a normal person but instead I'm an artic fox.

GC: how? And why an artic fox?

Crystal: I was cursed as a kid.

GC: elaborate, wdym

Crystal: i said what I meant
I was cursed as a kid

GC: Cursed with what you seem pretty normal

Crystal: dude. I used to be a normal human before that

GC: huh

Crystal: like human. I used to not have a tail or fur growing out of my skin

GC: oh

Crystal: yeah.

GC: And is it really that bad?

Crystal: what do you think. I got paws for feet.

GC: ...apart from that?

Crystal: i cant wear shoes because of it

GC: Aren't there some kind of shoes for that?

Crystal: theyre uncomfortable tbh

GC: oh, then how do you walk around?

Crystal: barefoot. On my paw feet

GC: *apppears some spikes on the floor around Crystal* and what do you do with this kind of stuff

Crystal: *hops over them*

GC: Fine then *a larger set of spikes appear this time being several meters, he doesn't seem to see to care about his own feet being impaled by the spikes*

Crystal: ugh.. *tries to find a way to walk between each spike*

*its really hard but possible*

GC: What are you doing?

Crystal: im trying to walk out of the spikes

GC: ...like that?

Crystal: yeah. How else?

GC: fair enough, alright go ahead try

Crystal: *makes it out* ugh… can I go now?

GC: ...huh... alright fine

Crystal: *leaves*

GC: hm… that was a weird type of cat girl… *the spikes disappear and he walks away*

*Reddit Cam is busy looking at his rifle.*

Crystal: *sipping coffee*

*Reddit Cam looks up and notices Crystal. He gets up, slings the rifle on his back, and approaches her, and immediately begins petting her as if a sleeper agent woke up in him.*

Crystal: AH F**K- *punches him in the face*

*His mask flies right off and he drops to the floor cold. The sound of glass breaking can be heard a foot away after a few seconds.*

Crystal: *heavy breathing* DONT F**KING PET ME OUT OF NOWHERE

*He's still down on the floor, and is unresponsive. There's a bit of blood pooling up near his face.*

Crystal: …
Ohnodidikillsomeone

*There's barely any blood there, so it's not a kill.*

Crystal: *still panic*

*He's still breathing, it's both visible and very audible.*

Crystal: *gentle smac* wake up

*Reddit Cam can be heard waking up.*

Reddit Cam: Господи, что случилось?

Crystal: what-

*Reddit cam gets up and looks around, his face shows a ton of frostbite damage, one of his pupils is ice cold blue while the other is normal brown.*

Reddit Cam: Jesus, all I saw was just a kaleidoscope of bright colors. What happened?

Crystal: i punched you in the face because you pet me out of nowhere

Reddit Cam: I remember that... I do think that was called for, yet I still am surprised that I can withstand nearly twenty thousand rounds and keep walking, yet it only takes one punch from you to send me to the ninth dimension...

*Reddit Cam spits out a small glob of blood before realizing he doesn't have his mask.*

Reddit Cam: Where's my mask?

Crystal: it went that way *points where it fell*

*Reddit Cam quickly goes into a sprint to retrieve his mask.*

Crystal: ?

*He eventually does get his Mask back and he puts it back on. When he turns around, the glass covering his eyes is outright shattered, showing his eyes.*

Crystal: i think that needs fixed-

Reddit Cam: I think I noticed, give me a sec...

*Reddit Cam goes into his backpack and takes out a small case that he opens and takes out a plate of glass to replace the broken glass. It can be heard being sealed up properly. After that, he closes the case and puts it back into his backpack.*

Reddit Cam: There we go.

Crystal: sorry for punching you

Reddit Cam: Don't apologize for an effective punch. You've got the strength of a bear with the appearance of a fox... f**kin shit...

Crystal: I'm not even that strong :/

Reddit Cam: Well, clearly you are because you knocked my lights out in one swipe.

Crystal: i don't know how that happened-

Reddit Cam: Probably just a good strike.. You think I can pet ya since you are a fox?

Crystal: id prefer if you didn't

Reddit Cam: Fair enough.

*Reddit Cam snaps his nose back in place before walking away.*