Rp prompt: You see this child working on some sort of invention (sorry I was impatient)

Yea you were VERY impatient

X: A child, damn they're probably smarter than me-

Child: *They finish building something*

X: what's this

Child: It's for my house, stranger.

X: Alright...

Child: *They tap a button on a remote as multiple weapons and guns come out of the machine*

...perfect

X: woah

Child: it locks on to anyone not under my bloodline and fires at them and- oh

*The guns aim at X*

X: welp, guess I'll get shot

*they fire at X*

Child: ...dang

X: Dang indeed

Child: ...You don't have anything useful to say, do you?

X: I dunno this is cool, much better than anything I can do

Child: ...Alright then...

*They turn off the machine*

Child: anything else before I go?

*The put it on like a backpack and put on their goggles*

X: No I Guess not

Child: very well. Then I'm off

*They walk off with their invention*

On an unrelated note, I ate Matt

What did it taste like

I mean it's a sugar cookie so pretty sweet

But I guess I didn't mix the salt in very well cause I tasted some salt

Oh cool

Cakedoctor/ Dr. Noah: Nice, a child is taking the role of engineering and it seems to be mostly working though there are few modifications that could be made.

Maxwell: *walks over*

Child: Hm? Hello stranger.

*They say putting away their wrench*

Maxwell: hello
What happened doing?

Child: First of all, thats not grammatically correct, second of all, I'm working on a new invention

Maxwell: what is it?

Child: it's a security measure for my house since people keep breaking in

Maxwell: where do you live?

Child: *describes Matt's house*

Maxwell: oh ok

*whatcha

Audrey: *waddling around*

Child: *Throwing spare parts away*

Audrey: huh?

Child: *She's not paying attention to Audrey*

Alright lets see if this works...

*She takes out a wrench and taps the machine causing it to blow up*

Audrey: AH- *runs off*

Child: *She takes off her goggles and coughs*

...Note to self... don't tap this machine

*She writes that down and turns to Audrey*

Sorry if that scared you. Science at work

*Somnus just watches the child.*

Child: tink.

*she tap the machine as it blows up in her face*

*He chuckled a bit, watching as it blew up.*

Child: *She takes off her goggles and writes down notes*

Note to self... don't tap it that hard...

*she quickly starts to rebuild it*

*Somnus watches a bit more.*

*After a couple hours she finishes building it*

Child: ...Tink

*she taps it once again as it creates a kebab from one of the hatches*

Child: ...father would be proud

*Somnus decides to approach the child.*

Somnus: "Hey, kid?" *he yawns.* "What typa machine is this?"

Child: Hello, stranger. This is a kebab making machine, since my father has expressed joy over having them

Somnus: "...Can I have one?"

Child: Alright. Give me a second

*She takes out her wrench*