Your race is cooked, paired with chickens and sold at Walmart.

He looks like that one quest NPC that gives you cracked loot early in the game

Sadly nah, he's a boss

hella smart

Yes

yip

without his glasses he looks like he doesn't even have eyes

whatever he draws he can use like a horse he can ride it c:

That's kinda how his fight works lol

oh lol XD

He drew that cool ass mustache with the marker

Yknow what canon