Philosophy

How high was this guy

“Hi, how are you?”

Hahahaha… I’m goooooood… tahahahahaha

(My best typed impression of a stoned guy, based on Wiz Khalifa)

Yes

5’10”

lmao

For anyone who doesn’t understand, Plato, an Ancient Greek philosopher, made the definition of the word “man” so unspecific that Diogenes, another philosopher, came into one of his lectures carrying a bird proudly stating he has a “man”. After that, needless to say, Plato changed the definition again.

*runs into Platos lesson, carrying a bald chicken* BEHOLD, a MAN! *throws it at Plato, runs away*

Ah, that’s what the bird was. I knew it was a specific bird, but I didn’t know which it was. I was going to say it was a duck, but I was like that isn’t right! 😂

Thank you kind imagefliper for filling that part in! 🙂

of course good sir

Finally! A cursed comment that isn’t sexual!!!