Fr

Fr

that sucks fr
cause you think you're free and then it's like "sike"

Oh no
Anyways I'm hungry give me food

*gives pizza*

*inhales*

wait you inhale food to consume it?

Si

wait wakanda food do you eat
cause solids don't seem like they'd work too well

Any

solids work?
Or do you need energy sources

Si
The only think that doesn't work is Doritos

why not doritos
wait do energy sources work?

Bc they get stuck in my throat sideways 😖
Si

noice
do you know any yet?
so as long as you're around, i'm safe?

oh wow tysm
this is gonna be a fortress

Well ik I can be small and can be big
I can mind control and make money appear out of thin air
I also can make food with the snap of my fingers
*snaps fingers and a tuna sub appears* here

Lmao

oh cool
what kinda powers do you have

oh noice
well i'd need around $150M to make one
they spent $8 trillion on theirs bc they sucked a star to do it

I have a lot of powers, some I dont even know I have yet

*gives 20 trillion*

oh rip
but once you're done you're more powerful right?

wait do you have money or you can just make it with the power

Yes lol

Both bc I'm just so cool

so you fine now?

they don't seem to be bothering me anymore
now i can focus on saving up enough money to buy my own self defense gun in case any of them come back
instead of all my property getting beamed by magic star energy

Yes I'm ok. Sometimes it makes me throw up if it's too powerful.

I can give you money for it. How much will it cost

oh no

wait the power from this time or last time?
so you've succesfully digested it now?

Both it was too powerful
Yes I digested it

how in the world did you black out-
you okay?

Idk I think the power was too strong
Yes

how was it?

Idek I blacked out

Lmfaoo fr

ye please do b4 they start shooting again

i even tried living underground but they just shot through the ground

*does it*

ohhhh
so basically that spoils all other food

ngl thats cool tho bc it's probably good for you too
Imagine eating something tasty that doesn't clog your arteries and actually makes you stronger

wait can you take out this base? They trying to build a new power source and gun

Yes

Yes

I think so

Oh noiceee
so it made the pizza taste yucky in comparison?

how'd the power source feel tho

Yes

Good

u do like pizza?
wait which was tastier

The power source tasted like the most delicious food

wait u no like pizza?

I do

Oh yeah
definitely don't get any of Charlie's Angry Doritos then

wait what happens when you consume energy sources
cause I need someone to consume this thing powering a big death star gun at my house
I've had to relocate and rebuild 8 times this year

Lol

I forgot tbh I havent done it in a while

oh is it behaving like doritos?
maybe the energy will kick it out then

No it just yucky ew

oh rip

well I need it gone so I can live in peace
these ppl don't seem to like me for some odd reason

*eats it*

oh nooo
the energy doesn't make you stronger?

It does
The pizza isnt sitting right tho

ahh thanks the energy beams stopped

you okay?

It hurted my tummy

oh rip
you ain't gonna implode are you

Me think I gonna throw up

did you succeed?

Yes

wait weren't you able to do that before the power source lol

eyy thx
my power is to consume tuna subs and not get fat

Some of them yes

LMAOO

what are ur new powers

i feel like i've become a speedster and expert dodger just from my life training from avoiding all those laserbeams

The food one and the money one

Ooo

oh noice
can you shoot laserbeams like the guns?

ye i might turn into superman from this training

Maybe

wait which thing did you say maybe to

Maybe I can shoot laserbeams

you should try
bc if you can then i'll just build u a house here and the next time they come you can just laserbeam them before they can build anything
or you could let them build it and then go consume the power
until they realize that every time they come back they're just making you stronger

*tires and does it*

oh cool

*builds u a house*
I also built u a practice field so you can prsctice aim

wait do u have laser eyes or where do you shoot them from

Ah yeah

Yeth

ye it's noice u can check it out now

what is yeth
did you develop a lithp from all that devoiring

*looks around* THIS IS NOICEEEE

yeth is yea

yeah I made it exquisite

wait wdym
do u have eye beams or finger beams or both

lmao someone else upvoted all this XD