Their only coping mechanism is “oh its just ragebait *snorts*”

real.

Ok then. Keep falling for it, I won't stop you.

Proves my point

If you admit it's ragebait, it's not
Just a fun fact for you day

But what if I want to end the beef between the AUB and the upvote beggars? What if ignoring the upvote beggars is the only way?

I don't care if they upvote beg
I have a problem when they say if I don't upvote that I support zoophile rights or some dumb shit

That is the exact ragebait part
You are annoyed by it, and they like it
Or why else would you think is that almost the only type of upvote begging they do?