Not that. Something that could actually provide a certain amount of emotionally stability that is, unfortunately, unavailable to me for as long as I'm stuck in this godforsaken universe.
Dude could also give me a heart attack and a shit load of rage because the f**ker doesn't care enough about himself to stay away from or not f**k with things that want to kill him.
Would if I could. Although, I'd much rather pin him to the nearest surface with a knife to his throat (knowing full well that he'll just turn it around and put the knife against me, worth it).