Q: CAN I GET GOOGLE CHROME TO CUT TEXT WHEN I SHIFT-DELETE THE SELECTED TEXT? AI ANSWER: YES, YOU CANNOT; INSTEAD USE CTRL+X AND; AVOID THIS KEYSTROKE BECAUSE IT IS NOT DOCUMENTED, YOU'VE USED FOR 20 YEARS AND COULDN'T POSSIBLY; UNLEARN IT EVEN IF YOU HAD A G*N OR A GREENISH BLACK CUCUMBER TO YOUR HEAD; AND YOU ARE BEING ASKED TO PLAY ATARI 2600 WHILE BALANCING FUNIONS ON YOUR NOSE WHILE DRINKING RC COLA; AND COUNTING CHEESE PUFFS THAT FELL ON YOUR COUCH WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING AND CANT SEEM TO FOR THE
LIFE OF YOU FIND YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NUMBER SO YOU CAN CALL HER OVER MAYBE EVEN TO FIND IT FOR YOU AND THEN
GO TO YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE TO BUY ANOTHER BAG OF POOFS AND PASS OUT AND FORGET TO PASTE THE TEXT IN THE
FIRST PLACE SO NOW YOUR SCREWED AND HAVE NO MORE CHEESE POOFS BECAUSE YOUR COUCH ATE THEM AND YOU
NOW HAVE DECIDED TO CHARGE YOUR COUCH RENT SINCE IT ISN'T ACTUALLY "CHIPPING" IN UNLESS BY "CHIP" YOU MEAN CHEESE POOFS