I read this in the mercs voices

Aren't his arms just stuck?

I want my soda can

Well next time don't multitask, only get stuck in one vending machine at a time.

Fine, can I at least get my soda?

Sure, or you could steal Scout's

Isn't it heavily irradiated?

Yes, but since when does that stop you from wanting it? I thought you'd want it more after hearing that

Just take a f**kin stick and break it.