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Hello I am Dabo
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Way back when I was just a little bitty boy Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop (You know the place) Well, anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy! Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Awww, big bowl of sauerkraut! Every single mornin'! It was driving me crazy I said to my mom I said, "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said, "It's good for you!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth And force-fed me nothing but sauerkraut Until I was 26 and a half years old That's when I swore that someday Someday I would get outta that basement And travel to a magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining, and the air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel Wacka wacka doodoo yeah! Well, let me tell you, people It wasn't long at all before my dream came true Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest To see who could correctly guess the Number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque! Albuquerque! Oh, yeah You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before And I gotta tell ya, it was really great Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died Except for me You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Ah ha ha ha Ah ha ha Ahh So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wrec

My name is Optimus Prime we are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet cybertron but you can call us autobots for short. My first lieutenant, designation jazz. We’ve learned Earth’s languages through the worldwide web. My weapon’s specialist, Ironhide. Our medical officer, Rachet. You already know your guardian, Bumblebee. His vocal process were damaged in battle, I’m still working on. We are here looking for the all spark and we must find it before megatron. Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just. Until we were betrayed by megatron, leader of the deceptic arms. All who defied them were destroyed, our war finally consumed the planet and the all spark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to earth, where captain whitwick found them. It was an accident that intertwined our faith. Megatron crash landed before he could retrieve the cube. He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the cube’s location on earth were imprinted on his glasses… EBAY

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