My dentist left me sitting alone in the chair
for waaaay too long last week; I felt neglected so i put the suction hose on the inside of my cheek, made a bunch of sleestak sounds and said, "Give me
the tachyon amplifier Rick Marshall."; I heard my dentist laughing at me from the cubicle next door so at least i knew
he hadn't forgotten that i was still there; *sleestak hissing stops*