You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force, why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I'm your father?
You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick
You call that a mustache?
I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
You bitch!
Let me remind you who you're messing with
Everything that you did
I'm the motherf**ker who invented it
I'm the original Dark Lord
You're like the sorcerer's apprentice
My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it